Newsom Stunned By World Leaders’

By the end of the session, Newsom was reportedly requesting copies of several recipes, joking that California might need a new cabinet position devoted entirely to international cuisine. Staff later confirmed that at least one dish is being tested by the governor’s kitchen team, though results are “pending.”

While no official agreements emerged from the culinary exchange, insiders say the atmosphere noticeably warmed. As one participant put it, “You argue less with someone after they’ve trusted you with their grandmother’s recipe.”

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